Saturday, May 29, 2010

apa ada pada twilight?


twilight.
aku tau filem ni released in 2008.
xbmaksud ini entri tertangguh.
atau aku yg terlambat tengok muvi nih.
tidak.
muvi nih act,
muvi yg aku terpaksa (terpaksa kah?) tengok lebih drpd 5 kali.
sbb tu la satu2 nya muvi yg paling bez yg ada dalam laptop azrin.
xpela.
drpd mati keboringan+ketensionan kt kml,
layan je la.

p/s:azrin,lepas cuti letak banyak2 muvi dlm laptop ko ye.

Monday, May 17, 2010

kml

just a quick update.
orientasi?
gosh.
hej i dabel el.
it means,
MySpace
die~

Sunday, May 9, 2010

~mom~

for all your sins,may He forgive.
for your entire life,may you be blessed.
may He reserve a place for you in His heaven.

mom,i love you,and will always love you!

farewell

dear blog,
matrix labuan is waiting for me.
wo yao li kai.
MySpace
ni zhi dao hen bu jian dan.
but,
gotta go jugak.
stop blogging for a while.
MySpace
gotta work hard maa.
sayonara~MySpace

Saturday, May 8, 2010

it's 35 now!

dear blog,
kalo dolu2 kat kisas,
kao tanye aku,
"saiz sluar ko brape?"

i'll answer u,
"33"

yesterday,
i went shopping,
bli brg2 4 matrix,
when it came to sluar slack,
i was like,
MySpace
whoaa?!

if u ask me the same question,
now i'll answer u,
"it's 35 now."

what does it mean?

it means,
LEBIH 'SIHAT' DARIPADA BIASA~

ok.that's all for now.MySpace

i

Thursday, May 6, 2010

erk.erm.hehe.*speechless*

dear blog,
it was that day.
i was on my way home with mom,
ktorg naek cab la.
driver tuh pompuan,
kwn mak aku.

as usual,
mak2 sembang psl anak2 la.
mak aku gtau r yg aku nak pegi mtrx labuan bla.bla.bla.

aku yg dok kt blakang senyap je.

tetibe tgh dorg rancak2 sembang,
makcik uh tanye aku,
"adek minat jadik ape dek?"
"doktor kah?"MySpace
"engineer kah?"MySpace


gulp.
MySpace
erk.erm.hehe.
*speechless*

aku xtao nak cakap ape.

last2 mak aku tolong jawabkan.
"dy xminat sains.dy minat bidang bahasa asing."

makcik uh kate,
"oo,nak jadik bende tuh la?ape kenamenye?pramugara.haah.pramugara."

mak aku bls blek,
"eh,no no no.bukan.dy nak jadik penterjemah.translator."

wah.
mekaseh mak!
MySpace
sayang mak~

see,
my mom understanding loh!hehe~

act,it was not that i didn't know what i wanna be tau.
tp as u can see,
when talking 'bout this bahasa asing thing,
people seemed to have no idea tau.
mcm,
MySpace
whaddaheyl?

duh.
naseb badan.

kalo owg laen,
senang je kn?

"saya nak jadik doc"

"saya engineer"

"saya bercita-cita utk menjadi pendidik"

saya itu.saya ini.

saya?
translator~MySpace

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

dalam hati ada cinta.eww.

dear blog,
dalam hati ko ade cinta x?
lupe.
ko mane ade hati.
haha.
tp,
say,ko ade hati.
mesti ko kan jwb,
MySpace
biarlah rahsia~
ececeh.
bajet je ko ek!
haha.

by the way,
petang tadi aku duduk2 kt beranda umah,
tgok2 alam indah ciptaan ALLAH.
subhaanallah~
sedut udara segar sket.

suddenly,
aku ternampak la 2 ekor anjing nih.
ngah maen gigit2.
mule ingatkan dowg(abaikan kata ganti nama diri ini) gadoh betol r.
pastuh baru aku sedar yg dowg(ini jugak abaikan) juz memaen.
and i realised yg dowg(begitu jugak yg ini,sila abaikan.) uh jantan n betina.
(kantoi r aku peng-usha jantina binatang yg terbaekk!haha~)

and guess what?
they ended up having sex making love~

eyh,ape nih?
ape sume nih?!
MySpace
farez syinon,u pervert!lucah!

eyh,mne ade la.
that's not the point.

bile aku tengok anjing tuh,
tetibe tringat kat remaja&cinta.

bile aku bace komik2 jepon@tgok muvi2 omputeh,
most of them,cliche.
the same thing happened.
a girl and a boy met for the first time,
they fell in love.
confession.
then what happened next?
i guess u know it well.
it ended up atas katil la.

dunno la.
cinta=sex meh?

blame me for being kuno,old style or whatso-hell-ever(jgn cari perkataan ini dlm kamus).
gosh,ade aku kesah?

fyi,
i'm not talking 'bout cinta selepas kawen,
i'm talking 'bout cinta sebelum kawen.

in Islam,
for sure haraam.strictly forbidden.

talking 'bout this thing generally,
i wonder,
those yg indulge in immarital sex xpenah fikir ke kesan dy?

yg laki,
of course la x efek sgt.
tau sedaap je.

yg pompuan,
bile jantan mintak,
"i give my all"
konon lambang cinta.

deyh minah,u ingat those jantan yg ko bg 'your all' tuh bole pecaye sgt?
of course mulut manis kalah2 madu asli.
kalo xmanis xname laki la.

MySpace
i sayang u dari bontot hati i tau(i love u from the bottom of my heart)~

padahal,

MySpace
lepas i pakai u,i buang la~

there u go.
lepas ko bagi.
ko bunting.
ko igt dy nak btanggungjwb?
ceit.

MySpaceu nak brapa juta?take it n go to hell la u.

kalo jantan camnih ok ag r.even x berhati perot,at least nampak perot di situ,hati je xde.

MySpace
bukan anak i!u pompuan gatal.buat anak pandai,simpan xpandai.pigi mati la u!
MySpace


kalo dapat spesies ini camne?
maka menderitalah anda.

mungkin ade la jugak yg bertanggungjawab.
masalahnye,ramai ke?

mungkin jugak maseh ade yg xsedar2 diri lagi.
"eyh,we all pakai kondom keyh!"

gedik la kao.

fyi,kondom x mnjamin ketidakbuntingan 100%.harap maklum.

papepon,
it's not that i'm being pessimistic tau.
not.at.all.
tp kalo bnde camnih,
ko nak optimis camne lagi?
habaq mai sat.

sbb tlebih optimis la maksiat makin bleluasa.
sbb tlebih optimis la gejala immarital sex makin byk.
sbb tlebih optimis la makin ramai remaja pompuan bunting tanpa laki.
sbb tlebih optimis la makin ramai bayi dibuang dalam tong sampah,longkang etc.

so,blame me for being pessimist?

ok.that's all for now.MySpace


wei shen me?!

dear blog,
why must my lil bro bubuh air dalam bekas colgate?!
huh?!
wei shen me?!

MySpace
urghh!
geram betol!
aku tau la colgate tuh da nak abez.
tapi at least still ade.
kalo ko picit2,
kluar la.

haish.
merosakkan mood pagi aku je.

imagine,
ko ngan penoh smgt bangun pagi,
pg bilik air nak basuh muke n gosok gigi.
then bile ko picit bekas colgate tuh,
blebek.blebek.blebek.
kuar air.
D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.
MySpace
nak muntah!


Sunday, May 2, 2010

ureshii desu!

dear blog,
today i got an email from momoyo kobayashi.




Hello Farez Syinon!!
I'm very glad to know you are studying Japanese step by step.
By the way, I'm going to Ranau on 6th of this month and have
a text book for learning Japanese. I would like to present it to you.
How can I hand it to you?
Momoyo Kobayashi




wah,ureshii desu!
MySpace
suka2~

for the first time in my life,
i'll get a present from japan,
from the japanese!

terharu nih~
MySpace
so touched~

dear momoyo kobayashi and her friends,
doumo arigatou gozaimasu!

ok.that's all for now.MySpace

titis tinta akal

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todai

dear blog,
tadi aku wiki2.
wiki2 tokyo daigoku@todai.
MySpace
teruja~

i wonder,
bile la aku nak dapat chance masuk todai.
Tuhan,bantu aku.
nak masuk todai.
MySpace
please~

ok.that's all for now.MySpace